7. Don't even think about hitting on anyone while she is sweaty at the gym.
8. Don't even think about hitting on anyone while you are sweaty.
9. Don't wear a ton of cologne to the gym.
10. Don't get on the machine next to her whilst wearing too much cologne. Especially when she's sweating. Because she's trying to breathe, and, putting this in mathematical terms: fresh air >> cologne. The alligator eats the fresh air because it likes fresh air better than cologne.
You know who could hit on me, even if he was wearing too much cologne and was all sweaty? This guy.
1 comment:
Oh, no no no, he's annoying. Gooood moooorning Brenna Family! Ugh, too overdone.
Howvever, he's a nice body...
Hmmmm.
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