It is March 14 - aka "National Pi Day." You know, for 3/14, like 3.14, the first few digits of pi. Which, if you'll remember from school is a number that has something to do with circles. And is a number celebrated by nerds and geeks everywhere. I'm not totally certain what the exact appeal of pi is. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the number, which is universal for ALL circles, NEVER ends! Computers have calculated it out to over a trillion digits. A trillion! It is like the Girl Scout song - a circle's round and has no eh-end, except here it is Pi is about circles and has no eh-end.
Anyhow, in honor of National Pi Day, I've decided to make a list of Totally Useless Super Powers. Not that it has anything to do with pi, or circles, even, but useless super powers are totally geeky/dorky/nerdy, like the love of pi.
Useless Super Powers
by, Brenna
1. The ability to levitate Pringles out of the can
2. The ability to fly, but only in an eastward direction
3. The power of invisibility, but only to babies
4. The ability to change the font of any printed material
5. The ability to win every game of Solitaire
6. Laser snot
7. Knowledge of every plot twist
8. The ability to pull off any fashion accessory
9. The ability to draw a perfect circle (ha! I got circles in there!)
10. Being impervious to tongue scald burns
11. World's strongest ring finger
That's all I've got for now.
What Totally Useless Super Power would you make for yourself?
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